period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period:See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period:See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period:Yell at a puppy.
period:Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.